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"The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates
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Here are the rules:

1 - Go to the Superpower Wiki.

2 - Click the “Random page” button on the left hand side once. Only once.

3 - Revel (or dismay) in the fact that this is your new superpower. But I bet it’s awesome even if it’s crappy because you now have a goddamn superpower. Who wouldn’t want a superpower? No one, that’s who. Unless you’re a dude and you get Pregnancy, which admittedly kind of sucks as far as powers go. Sorry about that.

4 - Post the results. No cheating!

Self-Spawn
The power to transform others into genetic exact replicates of oneself, physically and persona. Also known as Conversion.

YOU’RE ALL FUCKED. YOU’RE ALL ME. Horrifying. :’D And then I’ll be a crowd, but all alone anyway. DDD:

I GOT FUCKING EQUINE MIMICRY

“Includes horse body, galloping and leaping skills, dangerous hooves, and extrasensory.”

I DON’T WANT THAT SHIT

THAT SHIT AIN’T RIGHT, MAN

Enigma Force

A sentint energy field that seeks out agents in times of greatest peril in the universe, thus bonding with their chosen agent. Also known as Uni-Power.

Um, so am I the silver surfer? IDGI.

You guys are all screwed, because i have:

== Puppet Mastery==

Puppet mastery can be separated into several different categories.

The ability to control puppets with one’s mind(similar to telekinesis).

To control the bodies of others(possibly bio-kinesis or cell manipulation).

Or the ability to control the bodies of the deceased(Reanimate).

Various forms of magic could also be used to control the “puppets.”

Chuck Norris Round House Kick To The Face

This ability is used by the god of the universe: Chuck Norris to purge unbelivers and anything that annoy’s him slightly

…Yeah.

Electric Mimicry

From Superpower Wiki

The mutative power in which one’s anatomical and physiological being becomes electrical energy.

Cability

The user remains conscious and united, but can’t assume human shape. Can raze through wire and computers (can’t access data). It is difficult to revert back to human form.

Mental Manipulation

Enables the user to render others unconscious, suppress their memories, and slightly negate the use of abilities. Can increase/decrease mental capacity, modify minds to be agreeable, sway sensations to induce altered perception, bestow mental disorders or break down mental barriers.

The subjects are still aware of their conscious.

HEHEHEHE WAKAKAKAKA ON FIRST TRY! xD

Energy Propulsion

  • Cosmic energy control
  • Energy aura projection
  • Gravitational manipulation
    • Flies by controlling the gravity around the user to lighten up (Gyrokinesis)
  • Magnetic levitation
  • Molecular manipulation
  • Sonic repulsion field
  • Telekinetic power
    • Flies by user carrying themselves with the power of their mind. (Psychokinesis)
  • Thermo-chemical energy
    • Flies by lauching oneself off the ground by heat or combustion (Jet Propulsion)

[edit] Physical propulsion

Whoa. i have ALL THESE? Did i do it right?

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    Enhanced Swordsmanship Also Called Superhuman Swordsmanship Master Swordsmanship Master Swordplay Enhanced Swordplay...
  3. dancingbearslala reblogged this from notalifetobehad and added:
    The ability to gain demonic power of evil spirits wow….. I’m scared of demons hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
  4. notalifetobehad reblogged this from arachnerd and added:
    OmnilockThe divine ability to exist outside of everything. Similar to Chronolock, but encompassing the whole of reality,...
  5. zumbee reblogged this from vogonpoetry- and added:
    Urban Empathy! Which sounds pretty cool, besides...uneasiness around plants thing
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  7. iheardthatinagameonce reblogged this from pavlovsbelle and added:
    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cannibalism Cannibalism So uhh…. there is no info on this. Just an empty page, no...
  8. pavlovsbelle reblogged this from bumblesbounce and added:
    Energy Physiology- Many users may become completely made of energy or develop energy as a part of them. Users become...
  9. voidparanoid reblogged this from dreamalittledreamofbee and added:
    Defenestration - “The ability to throw somebody out of a window at any given moment using the power of the mind. A very...
  10. helenxli reblogged this from idonnakoo and added:
    SPELL CASTING “Spells are...series of words that, when said correctly in
  11. lovemydear reblogged this from rosierr and added:
    Quintessential Force Quintessencial Force is the ability to generate pure energy from one’s own self. Capability
  12. gelam reblogged this from avenged-and-assembled and added:
    Oh yeah! I got time-travel. Dance dance for me. Gif is weird yes. I just looked up gifs for Doctor Who and that was...
  13. rarebeckasaurusrex reblogged this from shes-perfect--my-perfect-thing and added:
    shes-perfect—my-perfect-thing:...Nail Manipulation - The offensive ability to manipulate...
  14. shes-perfect--my-perfect-thing reblogged this from minimcquinness and added:
    Magnetism Manipulation - The ability to control and/or generate magnetic fields. Not to be confused with Metal...
  15. jamiemccrimmonhugger reblogged this from thewibblywobbly and added:
    Destiny Manipulation The power to control the thickness of organisms/objects with one’s one mind.
  16. snapadoo reblogged this from avenged-and-assembled and added:
    I got the power of granulation. I can turn people or things into sand. … That one kind of blows.
  17. thewibblywobbly reblogged this from mylittleboogerbutt and added:
    Photographic Deduction The ability to figure out connections in whatever the user is investigating and process them...
  18. rosierr reblogged this from blurthelines and added:
    Power of Tracking Evasion. Users are capable of evading any...every known possible...
  19. annabolina reblogged this from blurthelines and added:
    Here are the rules:...Superpower Wiki....“Random page”...
  20. minimcquinness reblogged this from blurthelines and added:
    The pyrokinetic power to generate fiery gaseous plasmoids varying in temperature. A partial power of Volatile...
  21. blurthelines reblogged this from avenged-and-assembled and added:
    Dragon Mimicry? What the hell? I’ve never even heard of that! “The power to become or mimic the abilities and attributes...
  22. mylittleboogerbutt reblogged this from avenged-and-assembled and added:
    I got: Light Mimicry The the ability to transform one’s body into pure light.The opposite power of Shadow Mimicry. The...
  23. avenged-and-assembled reblogged this from wanderlustx and added:
    The power to perform complex mental operations beyond those of a normal human mind. A sub-power of Enhanced...
  24. wanderlustx reblogged this from cosmo-not and added:
    I got: RELATIONSHIP MANIPULATION...relationship that you and someone else share. ^ HAHAHA,
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    create, disperse,...ooze, slime, and goo....Slime Secretion....
  26. missrupa reblogged this from bowrll and added:
    additional limbs i’m okay with this.
  27. angomango reblogged this from synthezoid and added:
    Dream Manipulation The power to mentally manipulate, project and control dreams or manipulate dream powers, also known...
  28. cap-a-pie reblogged this from murknation and added:
    …..I got “Nothing”. Seriously. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nothing
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  30. acquirednormality reblogged this from l-e-m and added:
    Death Inducement: The power to cause instant death. Not to be confused with Biological Manipulation.
  31. jpbloggedthis reblogged this from ohsheitrey and added:
    sweet blood manipulation :D
  32. marlonfriday reblogged this from timisagiraffe and added:
    OMNIPOTENCE! NIGGA I win :3
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    Adoptive Muscle Memory: The user can copy any human movement after seeing it performed. Can achieve acrobatics, martial...
  34. lokiwasreal reblogged this from boysfuckgirls and added:
    Ghost Mimicry Users take on the traits of Ghosts. Also known asPhantoms, Poltergeists, Haunts, Spooks or Spirits Awesome...
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  36. emmalise13 reblogged this from kaligaga and added:
    Power Betowal Frikin A im not a super hero im just the guy no one thinks about:/ but IM HAPPY:3
  37. cellothebandit reblogged this from bmoviequeen and added:
    literary manipulation …. it would be cool for like a second. but how am i going to conquer the world with that?
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    http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psychic_Persuasion Psychic Persuasion The user can compel people by speaking...
  39. bmoviequeen reblogged this from hitsuzen09 and added:
    uhm, fire breathing. //powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fire_Breathing right on. lol